Real Life Vampire

By Shauqi Shiro





I am a real life vampire
Surrounded by people of my kind.
We are not afraid of fire
But the sun can make our eyes go blind.

Waking up only during nighttime
Our way of life are not much sublime.
Some hunts their prey in the club
Some even go to the pub.

We love the chilly dark night
How we live can cause a blight.
We eat garlic, hold silver, but no sunlight!
Close the damn curtains! Or you may start a fight!

If we get chills, suck the pipe and lit the fire
That is how our kind live - a real life vampire.